Wednesday, June 30, 2010

http://www.mediafire.com/?nyzfzzuyzju

This is a band called Bear in Heaven. I think its cool, you might too.

Saba wow (backstory)

We took a trip down to San Diego to stay at my dads house and catch some waves in the warm water. Riley,Saba,Derek, & I. my little brother has been some sort of health freak since he was about 14 and is always encouraging myself and others to try his methods.Sean's latest tip was some sort of urine therapy where he took a shot of his own pee once or twice a month to gain the nutrients and minerals that your kidneys filter out because you don't need them at the time, but by the time you have peed them out they could be useful to your body again (Sean explained after doing much research on the matter). Saba (always willing to try obscure things) obviously wanted to try it but was hesitant while down at my dads house. The weekend concluded and we returned to carpinteria.
monday- 7:45am
i'm woken up by Saba urging me to come watch him in the bathroom. Half asleep i grab my flip cam.

Saba updates me on the situation.
"i was pissing and i wanted to make sure it was that bright alien piss..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tii4kr3BsTQ


Although it seems gross and absurd urine therapy has been around for a long time. Although its fully sanitary it definitely doesn't recommend gulping a full humus container.


pee drinkers in my circles of friends
Alex ball
Derek Kitigawa
Sean Riley
Andrew Saba

Monday, June 28, 2010

Riley the roomate #2



I had the whole day to myself and i was feeling mischievous. I honestly don't remember what initially spawned me to prank Mitch(Riley) so hard but i know it was something...just can't recall at this moment. I picked up a bottle of castor oil from rite-aid then came home and thought, hard. i planned it out for hours, i drank all but the last gulp of the gallon of naked juice in the fridge, then mixed the remains with half of the bottle of castor oil, a "stimulant laxative". i set it up perfectly. Riley comes home from work, i give it some time. let him break down a little from his work clothes and whatnot. about 30mins after he has been home i enter his room.
"how was work?"
"good, it was whatever"
"ya, i haven't done anything today. i feel like such a lop."
Riley gives no response.
"yo i'm bored lets play some uno."
Riley agrees and urges me to think of a stake...perfect.
"got it dude, loser takes out the recycling...AND winner gets the rest of the naked juice in the fridge."
Riley quickly replies, "down, dude i almost chugged that right when i got home you're lucky"
he deals the cards and i get a solid hand. i hate to publicly post that i was dishonest in a game of uno but under the circumstances i think it was necessary. I draw a few cards when i could have played and next thing i know Riley throws down his last card. just looks at me with that look on his face. ugh (pissed just thinking about it). He walks to the fridge and grabs the jug, smiles at me, then downs the mixture. i take out the recycling gladly.
20mins later he starts complaining of stomach pains and i start to feel guilty. i thought to myself, "what if he thinks he needs to go to the emergency room or something?" i go to my room and grab the bottle of castor oil which is now half empty.
"Riley (i have my hands behind my back) i have to show you something"
"dude you better not shoot me with your airsoft gun again!"
"naw man promise its not that..."
"what is that?"
"Riley, its a bottle of castor oil, its a laxative...that i mixed in with the naked juice you drank...i lost on purpose."
"wtf dude."
30seconds of hidden smiles and staring ensue. Mitch gets up and walks to his room. laid down from 2-5 after complaining of a "stomach ache".
apparently he was up all night glued to the toilet until he had to go to work the next day.
This was the longest Mitch didn't talk to me, almost 3 days.

Sunday, June 27, 2010


TONIGHT WAS HUGE

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

fisheye pictures


"What are all these people doing on my beach?"
Sharpest rocks/warmest water
Skate park in the middle of the jungle. This is the "pirate pool".
The road to the left was littered with signs like this saying things like, "if you aint blood U will blEEd"
Carpinteria, CA
Sun rises on the wrong side in Hawaii.
Dead men tell no tales...and probably miss class.
This was at the end of a 3.5 mile hike in Hawaii, the trail was around a foot wide for over half the hike. you can't really tell its a 15 ft waterfall but it was amazing close up.
This dog was afraid of no wave.
Stakes's high.
There were these fruit stands off the side of the road every mile or so stretching along the north shore, ice cold fresh coconuts.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

carpinteria.grom/shoal

Me

gromagawa
12:39pmRyan

neil armsgrom
12:39pmMe

*gromstrong
12:41pmRyan

shoal shock in vietgrom
12:42pmMe

hahahahahaha

the grom brigade
12:43pmRyan

CD-Grom
12:44pmMe

wallace and grom-it
12:44pmRyan

hahaha
12:44pmMe

hahahaha
12:45pmRyan

grombies ate my neighbors
12:45pmMe

grombumps
12:47pmRyan

rocky and shoalwinkle
12:47pmMe

hahahaha

facebook.grom
12:50pmRyan is offline.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010


just in case we lose our e-tickets... number four is a banger.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Forgetting Sarah Marshall cliff


Hawaii is like Carpinteria on steroids. Its always 80 degrees exactly, night or day. We're staying at this place right on the beach in "who/key/lou" bay which happens to be right down the way from the cliff that the characters jump off of in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. This is a screen shot from the flip cam video. it wasn't as high as it looked in the movie. oh and its raining sideways right now.