Riley the roomate

Dan comes home last night after not being at the house for a few days. Riley and I had just finished bro-ing out over some red dead revolver when i left the living room for somewhere around five minutes. i come back and ask "who wants to go hang out in Santa Barbara with all our friends!?" Riley quickly snaps, " f*** you, you're not my friend, i'll go without you." "what the hell? Are you being serious?" Just then Dan sheds some light on the situation. "i may or may not have brought up the video just now." "what the hell Dan!?" "Dude i didn't know he was gonna flip out" Riley is sitting on the couch kitty corner to me and Dan talking about him. "I can't believe you called me a little b**** on youtube." "Riley, i changed it." "Dan you suck." " yo i had no idea." "whatever." Me to Dan, "What did you even say to bring it up?" "I called him riley the roommate." "s*** dude hahahahaha" for those of you who are not up to date with the Holly house activities here is an update. A prank war started about seven or eight months ago when i put a bowl of mayonnaise under Riley's bed hoping it would eventually create a horrible smell. When Riley found it i told him it was Dan so Riley put it at the head of Dans bed, which was a sleeping bag at the time (we had only been moved in for a few months). Dan ended up sticking his hand in the bowl and things have been going on ever since. My most recent prank on Riley consisted of videoing him playing video games for the past five months and compiling a decent enough movie of him. it turned out better than i thought.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTWAt5OWW-c